A man walks into a store and asks the clerk where he can find the tampons, so he can pick some up for his wife. He is directed to the appropriated isle. He returns a few minutes later with a bag of cotton balls and a roll of kite string. The clerk hesitantly asks, "I know it's none of my business, but weren't you looking for tampons?"
-The man replies, "Yeah, but then I remembered the last time I sent my wife out to get me cigarettes and she came back with a pouch of tobacco and some papers because it was cheaper. So this time she can roll her on."