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Running errands...

A man walks into a store and asks the clerk where he can find the tampons, so he can pick some up for his wife. He is directed to the appropriated isle. He returns a few minutes later with a bag of cotton balls and a roll of kite string. The clerk hesitantly asks, "I know it's none of my business, but weren't you looking for tampons?"

-The man replies, "Yeah, but then I remembered the last time I sent my wife out to get me cigarettes and she came back with a pouch of tobacco and some papers because it was cheaper. So this time she can roll her on."

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haha, that'll teach her.
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wonder if that would work..
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wonder if that would work..
the bitch wouldnt get you roll your owns again...
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lol I'm always looking for a way to save $$$, but that's overboard!

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