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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-02-2004, 12:45 AM Thread Starter
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Blind Pilots

Passengers on a small plane are waiting for the flight to leave. They’re getting a little impatient, but the airport staff assures them the pilots will be there soon, and the flight can then take off. The entrance opens, and two men dressed in pilots’ uniforms walk up the aisle.



Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle

with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they’re headed straight at the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.



The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.



In the cockpit, one blind pilot turns to the other and says, “You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re gonna scream too late and we’re all gonna die.”
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funny.............................
but what about the landing ?

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In the cockpit, one blind pilot turns to the other and says, “You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re gonna scream too late and we’re all gonna die.”

I knew that was coming...
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funny!!
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-02-2004, 06:12 PM
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that is funny, but how would u know where u are on the run way, last time i checked the pilots don't get on the plane on the run way.

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that is funny, but how would u know where u are on the run way, last time i checked the pilots don't get on the plane on the run way.

it's a joke?
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Lmao! :d
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-03-2004, 12:41 PM
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that is funny, but how would u know where u are on the run way, last time i checked the pilots don't get on the plane on the run way.

thats probably why its only a joke...not a true story! funny as hell though!
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-03-2004, 10:22 PM
 
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That's pretty funny!
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