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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-30-2004, 04:07 PM Thread Starter
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Fun with fruits...

Three men who were lost in the forrest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forrest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went seperate ways to gather fruits.
-The first one came back and said to the king, " i brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expressions on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in..but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
-The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this was gonna be easy...1...2...3...4.....5...6...7..8...9...and on the tenth berry he burts out in laughter and was killed.
-The first and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "why did you laugh, you were so close to getting away?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

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old one, but good one. I would definitely be laughing when I saw the guy with pineapples
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