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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-27-2004, 03:57 PM Thread Starter
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you might be a rice boy if...

YOU MIGHT BE A RICE BOY IF ...

... you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude after EVERY race
... you drive a 4 door 'type R'
... your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... more than 20 of your mods involve shielding what is actually underneath
... you have stickers that even most asians don't get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you don't know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-27-2004, 04:00 PM
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you drive a cavalier with an ls1
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post #3 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-27-2004, 04:55 PM
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you drive a cavalier with an ls1
No shit.
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No shit.
he just sent me a pm compaining about kids at his highschool driving v6 mustangs, and that's not what his parents bought him. maybe i should give him a link...dfwls1.com
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post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-27-2004, 06:45 PM
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you might be a dumbass if you post the same thread in 2 forums.

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you might be a dumbass if you post the same thread in 2 forums.
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post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-28-2004, 02:34 AM
 
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you drive a cavalier with an ls1
and yes, he does.


as for the whole I dont like anything without 8 pistons comment, or whatever it was: I love 4 bangers, as long as they only have 2 wheels.
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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-28-2004, 09:35 AM Thread Starter
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my car

i drive a gto so everybody on this site with a mustang hates me, cant get enough "WOW YOU HAVE AN LS1 CAVALIER DUDE"

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post #9 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-28-2004, 10:38 AM
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since you posted twice.. i will reply twice...

i know a dozen 4 bangers civics that would drag your slow ass with out even breaking a sweat..

my car FArted and a GTO came out..
Get used to this view of imports moron...

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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-28-2004, 12:12 PM
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i drive a gto so everybody on this site with a mustang hates me, cant get enough "WOW YOU HAVE AN LS1 CAVALIER DUDE"
all i hears is waaah, people are making fun of me because i am a dumbass. They don't like me because I don't drive a mustang.
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i drive a gto so everybody on this site with a mustang hates me, cant get enough "WOW YOU HAVE AN LS1 CAVALIER DUDE"
Get the hint, shut the fuck up.

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i drive a gto so everybody on this site with a mustang hates me, cant get enough "WOW YOU HAVE AN LS1 CAVALIER DUDE"
Well over half this site you have insulted with your sig and comments. Remove it and shut up for awhile and learn what we do here. Then maybe the comments about your car will go away. The comments about you most likely won't.

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