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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 11-23-2004, 04:21 PM Thread Starter
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elephant and the ant...

an elephant was walking across the plains when it got a splinter in its foot. after much trying, it became frustrated at its own inability to get it out. about that time, a little old ant was walking by and offered to help, under one condition. "if i help you, you have to let me fuck you in the ass." the elephant thought about it for a second then decided it would be worth it to get the splinter out. "hell, he's just an ant i am an elephant. i won't feel a thing anyway." so the ant pulls out the splinter then proceeds to crawl up the elephants back leg and take his mounting position. the ant starts jackhammering away. all the while, a monkey is in a tree watching all this go down. he can't believe what he is seeing so he decides to mess with both of them. he heaves a coconut from the tree and it nails the elephant right in the eye. "OUCH !" screamed the elephant.

the ant replied, "TAKE IT ALL BITCH!"
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 11-29-2004, 11:19 AM
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Now that's pretty damn funny.
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