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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-23-2004, 10:59 AM Thread Starter
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One day an African,Mexican and a Horn were sitting on a 18 story building. They each opened their lunches and the Mexican said," Ah! I hate tacos, if I get tacos one more time, I'm gonna jump. Then the African opened his lunch and said,"Ah! I hate chips! If I get chips one more time .I'm gonna jump. The same thing happens to the Horn except it's peanut butter and jelly this time. The next day the African jumps because there are chips in his lunch. The Mexican also jumps because there are chips in his lunch. Then the Horn jumps because there peanut butter and jelly in his lunch. At the funeral's the Mexican and African's wife said," If I had known that they didn't like that stuff, I wouldn't have packed it. The Horn's wife however said:I don't get it, he packed his own lunch.
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One day an African,Mexican and an Aggy were sitting on a 18 story building. They each opened their lunches and the Mexican said," Ah! I hate tacos, if I get tacos one more time, I'm gonna jump. Then the African opened his lunch and said,"Ah! I hate chips! If I get chips one more time .I'm gonna jump. The same thing happens to the Aggy except it's peanut butter and jelly this time. The next day the African jumps because there are chips in his lunch. The Mexican also jumps because there are chips in his lunch. Then the Horn jumps because there peanut butter and jelly in his lunch. At the funeral's the Mexican and African's wife said," If I had known that they didn't like that stuff, I wouldn't have packed it. The Aggy's wife however said:I don't get it, he packed his own lunch.
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LMAO you are a tool, it is spelled Aggie. Here is another one for you.

How do you kill a Horns fan?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
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LMAO you are a tool, it is spelled Aggie. Here is another one for you.

How do you kill a blonde fan?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
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The biggest difference between Horn fans and Aggie fans is that Aggie fans actually possess a degree that states Texas A&M, most UT fans simply possess a UT hat or shitter lid at best, wanna be's
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The biggest difference between Horn fans and Aggie fans is that Aggie fans actually possess a degree that states Texas A&M, most UT fans simply possess a UT hat or shitter lid at best, wanna be's
That's because only members of that school would support it

<---UT student
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What did the UT sergent do when the Aggie threw a gernade at him?

Pulled the pin and threw it back!

And for the Aggie fans, just remember UT is not the original UT.
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