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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-22-2004, 05:24 PM Thread Starter
 
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A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs:

"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband says: "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain
stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-23-2004, 08:50 AM Thread Starter
 
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get this shit off of here

Stop Hatin Howard. You just mad cause your coupe is still down!
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