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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-20-2004, 08:02 AM Thread Starter
 
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Smile Girl Poem

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> Girl Poem
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> A poem for girls...
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> I shave my legs,
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> I sit down to pee.
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> And I can justify
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> any shopping spree.
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> Don't go to a barber,
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> but a beauty salon.
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> I can get a massage
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> without a hard-on.
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> I can balance the checkbook,
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> I can pump my own gas.
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> Can talk to my friends,
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> about the size of my ass.
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> My beauty's a masterpiece,
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> and yes, it takes long.
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> At least I can admit,
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> to others when I'm wrong.
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> I don't drive in circles,
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> at any cost.
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> And I don't have a problem,
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> admitting I'm lost.
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> I never forget,
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> an important date.
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> You just gotta deal with it,
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> I'm usually late.
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> I don't watch movies,
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> with lots of gore.
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> Don't need instant replay,
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> to remember the score.
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> I won't lose my hair,
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> I don't get jock itch.
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> And just cause I'm assertive,
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> Don't call me a bitch.
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> Don't say to your friends,
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> Oh yeah, I can get her.
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> In your dreams, my dear,
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> I can do better!
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> Flowers are okay,
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> But jewelry's best.
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> Look at me you idiot...
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> Not at my chest????
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> I don't have a problem,
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> With Expressing my feelings.
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> I know when you're lying,
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> You look at the ceiling.
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> DON'Tcall me a GIRL ,
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> aBABEor a CHICK.
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> I am a WOMAN.
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> Get it?, you DICK!?!
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-20-2004, 08:05 AM
 
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THATS LAME J/K not too bad
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-20-2004, 10:20 AM
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-21-2004, 09:25 PM
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-22-2004, 09:26 AM
 
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I like it
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-22-2004, 10:38 AM
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