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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-16-2004, 08:53 AM Thread Starter
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Girls night

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties and used them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath on a grave, and she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands phone the other husband and said " These girls nights out have to stop. My wife came home with no panties."
"That's nothing!" said the other husband. Mine came back with a card stuck between the crack of her ass that said "From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you!"
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-20-2004, 07:18 AM
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