docter, lawyer, biker......
a doctor, a lawyer , and a bike are sitting at the bar. After a sip of his martini, the docter says "tomorrow is my wifes anniversary. I got her a diamond ring and a mercedes .I figure if she doest like the rock she'll at least like the car, and know that i love her.
" After finishing his scotch the lawyer says"Well on my last anniversary i got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. i figured if she didnt like the pearls shed at least like the trip, and she would know that i loved her.
" The biker takes a swig of his beer and says "Yeah ? well for my anniversary i got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. That way if she didnt like the shirt she could go fuck herself