Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Originally? My dads Penis!
The birds and the bees
A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child protested, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't ever tell me!" Confused, the father asked why, what was wrong?
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Santa" speech. "At seven, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny" speech." When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no tooth fairy" speech." "If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.