The birds and the bees - DFWstangs Forums
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-15-2004, 03:57 PM Thread Starter
Super Jew
Stroked87's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Originally? My dads Penis!
Posts: 2,073
The birds and the bees

A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child protested, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't ever tell me!" Confused, the father asked why, what was wrong?

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Santa" speech. "At seven, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny" speech." When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no tooth fairy" speech." "If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

Dumbass quote:
I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.
-Yogi Berra
Stroked87 is offline  
Sponsored Links
post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-15-2004, 06:15 PM
Custom User Title:
Tommy Tutone's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Live Bait Sold Here!
Posts: 3,329
Now that is funny!

For a good time, call.........867-5309.
Ask for Jenny!
Tommy Tutone is offline  
post #3 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-15-2004, 07:19 PM
who cares
sassystang's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 13,716
sassystang is offline  
post #4 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-15-2004, 07:21 PM
Slow Five-O's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Garland
Posts: 7,457
LMAO! awesome

89 Coupe
02 GT
Slow Five-O is offline  
post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-16-2004, 01:04 AM
#4 Best QB Ever
That_Is_My_El_Camino's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Land of the Free
Posts: 29,339
Thumbs up

Fucking greatness.

Originally Posted by DON SVO View Post
Women: vaginal life support.
That_Is_My_El_Camino is offline  
post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-16-2004, 08:15 AM
Can't get there from here
Lusk Racing's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: A galaxy far, far away.
Posts: 1,212
Lusk Racing is offline  
post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-16-2004, 10:57 AM
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 2,699
Luftdude is offline  
post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-20-2004, 07:25 AM
My sh*t don't stink
Old Fart's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Trying to figure it out...
Posts: 1,561

Wag more, Bark less.
Old Fart is offline  
post #9 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-20-2004, 08:02 AM
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 328
chasenme1024 is offline  
post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-22-2004, 10:45 AM
Full tilt boogie !!
Txstang1's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: out yonder way
Posts: 10,207

**SKAGG NASTY** Just another 9 second street car.

Txstang1 is offline  
post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-26-2004, 03:26 PM
I love Meat.
Undertaker's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 11,008

2004 Cobra
Originally Posted by The Raven
This is exactly why if I ever have a daughter, I'm going to teach her to swallow early on.

Originally Posted by Marisa
Undietaker is my hero.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Undertaker is offline  
post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-26-2004, 10:27 PM
stangbanger racing
MKStangbanger's Avatar
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Fort Worth
Posts: 1,483
Good one

MKStangbanger is offline  
Sponsored Links


Quick Reply

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the DFWstangs Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:


Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome