My sh*t don't stink
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Trying to figure it out...
Two drunks were arguing...
as a lady passed them on the street. They were going back and forth and the lady couldn't help but overhear them.
"It's W-H-O-M-B", the first one slurred.
"No, you idiot, it's W-O-O-M-B", yelled the second one, staggering.
The lady, trying to be helpful, approached and said, "Excuse me gentlemen, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. I believe the correct spelling is
One drunk looked at the other, then turned to the lady and said, "Look, Mrs. Knowitall, I doubt very seriously you've ever heard an elephant fart in a cave."
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