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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-12-2004, 03:36 AM Thread Starter
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What a Day!!

A man asked his wife what she'd like for Mother's Day. "I'd love to be 6 again," was her reply.
On the morning of Mother's Day, he arose early,made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day!!!
He put her on every ride in the park:the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park, her head was reeling, and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to McDonald's, bought her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then is was off to a movie! Popcorn,soda,and her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!!!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like to be six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed.
"I MEANT MY DRESS SIZE, YOU DUMBASS!"

Moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong!!!!


You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, even months over analyzing a situation.. trying to put the pieces back together, justifying what could've, should've and would've happened or you can leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on!!
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-12-2004, 03:44 AM
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Nice one and could not be any closer to the truth.
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-12-2004, 05:58 AM
 
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lol yep the moral is always true
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-12-2004, 02:13 PM
 
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Lol, good one and that's so true!
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