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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 09:52 PM Thread Starter
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The downside to being faithful

Three men die and are at the pearly gates. When St. Peter asks the first guy if he ever cheated on his wife, he bows his head and says well twice. So Peter hands him the keys to a compact car. When he asks the second guy, he also bows his head and says that he was unfaithful once. St. Peter hands the guy the keys to a mid sized car. Finally he asks the third guy, in 50 years of marriage how many times he cheated. The man proudly and truthfully says none. He is handed a set of keys to a high dollar luxary car. Well one day the three of the men are at a stop light side by side, and the man in the luxary car is crying. The other two men ask him why he is crying. After all he is in the best car, and has no reason to cry. The man responds, I just saw my wife. She was on a skateboard.
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-11-2004, 07:49 AM
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lol! that was pretty good! What mods did the skateboard have?
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haha, that's pretty good.
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sad but makes for a good joke
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