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A country boy comes downstairs one morning and asked his mom where his breakfast is. His mom says Have you done your chores and the boy says no maam. So his mom says when your chores are done you can have breakfast. So the little boy goes out to the chicken coop to feed the chickens, as he walks in he kicks a chicken. Then he goes to the barn to feed the cows, as he walks in he kicks a cow, he then goes in to feed the pigs and kicks a pig on the way out. So all this time his mom is watching from the kitchen window. When the boy comes back into the house, sitting on the table is a bowl of dry cereal. He says mom where is my breakfast and she says well I saw you kick the chicken so there are no eggs for you for 1 week and I saw you kick the pig so there is no bacon,ham or sausage for you for 1 week and I saw you kick the cow so there is no milk for you for one week either. About this time the dad comes down the stairs and kicks the cat out of his way. The little boy looks at his mom and says "You wanna tell him or should I"?

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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 02:59 PM
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hahahahahah no pussy for a week hes fucked...
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 09:51 PM
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