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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-09-2004, 07:46 PM Thread Starter
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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young
man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue,
and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young
man looked, the old man was staring. The young man
finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer,
never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting
an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and screwed
a peacock. I was just sittin' here wondering if you were
my son."

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 08:38 AM
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post #3 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 09:17 AM
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post #4 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 09:18 AM
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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 02:07 PM
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post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 02:57 PM
 
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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-11-2004, 10:08 AM
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Haha, that sounds exactly like something my grandpa would say.
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post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-15-2008, 04:59 PM
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DAMMIT, i just got this joke in an email and was gonna post it up. glad i checked first.

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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-18-2008, 08:33 AM
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Lmao, good one......

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