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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-08-2004, 08:58 AM Thread Starter
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk
a carton of eggs
a quart of orange juice
a head of romaine lettuce
a 2 lb. can of coffee
a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out,
a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front
of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her
six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-08-2004, 09:00 AM
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-08-2004, 11:33 AM
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yea wrong .....but still funny !!!!!

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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-08-2004, 01:30 PM
 
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Lmdao that is wrong buy funny.
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-13-2004, 06:33 PM
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-13-2004, 08:37 PM
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