The Cabbie and the Nun
This is funny!
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you
Get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes! I'm single and
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied.
I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."