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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-26-2004, 03:21 PM Thread Starter
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Damn kid!!

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees
about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed
the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's
whisper, "Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is
your mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman", came the whispered
answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that
noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just
landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss
asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:
"ME.

WHATEVER IT TAKES!!
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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-26-2004, 04:28 PM
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Lmao!!
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post #3 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-26-2004, 04:32 PM
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LOL cute
 
post #4 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-26-2004, 07:54 PM
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Lol

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post #5 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-27-2004, 12:02 PM
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Oh noooo.....that boy better get his azz whooped.
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post #6 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-27-2004, 01:10 PM
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if my kid ever did that............................

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post #7 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-28-2004, 11:15 AM
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Haha, that's badass.
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post #8 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-28-2004, 11:19 AM
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if my kid ever did that............................
..........damn right!!!!
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post #9 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-28-2004, 03:59 PM
 
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post #10 of 13 (permalink) Old 11-02-2004, 01:38 PM
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That's too cute. LOL

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post #11 of 13 (permalink) Old 11-02-2004, 05:13 PM
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Ohhhhhhhh... So Cute...
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post #12 of 13 (permalink) Old 11-03-2004, 09:16 AM
 
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ha ha ha

LOL....funny!
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post #13 of 13 (permalink) Old 11-03-2004, 07:02 PM
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Lol!!

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