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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-23-2004, 04:18 AM Thread Starter
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Your wife wins the lotto.

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs,

"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband says, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the Hell out."
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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-23-2004, 09:29 AM
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post #3 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-23-2004, 10:03 AM
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do you have her number???




that was pretty funny
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post #5 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-25-2004, 08:18 AM
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post #6 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-25-2004, 12:27 PM
 
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thats some funny shit
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post #7 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-26-2004, 09:46 PM
f-ck off
 
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my wife has explained that scenerio to me a number of times ....i can only hope it will happen ......

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post #8 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-26-2004, 09:49 PM
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lmao... does he get half?

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post #9 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-26-2004, 09:51 PM
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you live in texas .....what do you think ......????????




he aint getting S H I T !!!!!


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post #10 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-27-2004, 09:33 AM
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post #11 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-27-2004, 09:34 AM
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post #12 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-29-2004, 02:05 PM
 
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post #13 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-29-2004, 06:56 PM
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post #14 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 01:29 PM
 
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lol but who will do her lawn now ??
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post #15 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 04:28 PM
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