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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 10-22-2004, 07:09 AM Thread Starter
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The hooker and the city

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker catches his eye.

He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker how much?

The hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

The guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"

"Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"

"Yes."

"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

The guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try."

They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.

He is so amazed, he says, "How much for a blow job."

The hooker replies, "$1,500."

"$1,500? No blow-job could be worth that".

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, "Okay, let's do it."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than ever. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"

"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."
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post #10 of 18 (permalink) Old 10-25-2004, 08:19 AM
 
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You sick bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
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post #12 of 18 (permalink) Old 10-25-2004, 12:32 PM
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Haven't seen that one. Nice twist! Two thumbs up.

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You sick bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
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