Two Priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
> > They were determined to make this a real vacation by
> > not wearing anything
> > that would identify them as clergy.
> > As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store
> > and bought some really
> > outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
> > The next morning they went to the beach dressed in
> > their "tourist" garb.
> > They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink,
> > the sunshine and the
> > scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde
> > in a thong bikini came
> > walking straight towards them.
> > They couldn't help but stare.
> > As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good
> > Morning, Father. Good
> > Morning, Father." nodding and addressing each of
> > them individually, then she
> > passed on by.
> > They were both stunned.
> > How in the world did she know they were priests?.
> > So the next day, they went back to the store and
> > bought even more outrageous
> > outfits.
> > These were so loud you could hear them before you
> > even saw them.
> > Once again, in their new attire, settled on the
> > beach in their chairs to
> > enjoy the sunshine.
> > After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde,
> > wearing a string, taking
> > her sweet time, came walking toward them.
> > Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good
> > morning, Father. Good morning,
> > Father" and started to walk away.
> > One of the Priests couldn't stand it any longer and
> > said. "Just a minute
> > young lady."
> > "Yes, Father?"
> > "We are Priests and proud of it, but I have to know,
> > how in the world did
> > you know we are Priests, dressed as we are?"
> > "Father, it's me, Sister Angela." she replied.
WHATEVER IT TAKES!!