A Texan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just
typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any
baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's
average down home, Folks. Like I said, "My boy's a typical Texas
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations
"WOW"! were heard. One woman actually faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say,
the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We
gonna call you. So... How much does he w eigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is
and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star
wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and
says, "Had him circumcised."