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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-22-2001, 10:33 AM Thread Starter
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Thumbs up Old FARTS!!

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes
the old man farts and says "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?

The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm
ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I
lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he
strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally
unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops
the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides."
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-02-2002, 09:28 AM
 
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NASTY!
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-02-2002, 02:44 PM
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now sassy, lets talk about this.tell me about your child hood,were you ever abuse?

.(OBAMA) One Big Ass Mistake America
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that is nasty
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-02-2002, 04:45 PM
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-02-2002, 10:20 PM Thread Starter
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now sassy, lets talk about this.tell me about your child hood,were you ever abuse?


Um, NO!!!!
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-07-2002, 12:44 AM
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You nasty girl! Then.. his daughter came in and threw a Hail Mary and won the game for mom!!!!!! Work warning!

She... could... go... all..they...waaaayyyyy!!!!!
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DAMN! That's nasty!
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-07-2002, 11:19 PM
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HA HA!! That's nasty!
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