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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-10-2004, 02:23 AM Thread Starter
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anyone got some good ones?

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-10-2004, 10:29 AM
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what do you get when your donkey bites the two feet off my rouster?





two feet of my cock in your ass.

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what do you get when your donkey bites the two feet off my rouster?





two feet of my cock in your ass.

lol
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-14-2004, 12:23 PM
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-14-2004, 07:48 PM
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Why can a woman only go 68?

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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-18-2004, 10:20 PM
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Why can a woman only go 68?

If she goes 69, she'll blow a rod.
lol..lol...lol...lol.....
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