Old man and woman go see the doctor for memory loss problem. The doctor tells them to write everything down on post its and post them all over to remember. So that night:
Oldman: "I am going to get some strawberry ice cream do you want anything honey?"
Old lady: " I would like some too." " Don't you think you should write it down so you don't forget?"
Oldman: " Nah, its just ice cream I can't forget that."
*30 Minutes later the old man comes in with Eggs,Bacon, and Hashbrowns*
Old Lady: "What took so long?" " You forgot my fucking toast!"
"If its going to be that type of party, I'm sticking my dick in the mashed potatoes."
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