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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 10-07-2004, 09:30 AM Thread Starter
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Elevator Joke (sexiest)

A man and a women both worked on the 90th story of an office building.
They get of work and begin to head to the elevator from opposite directions. The man calling it a day unloosens his tie, adjustes the old balls and begins to relax. He notices the women standing there by the elvator and begins to check her out, up and down. She notices him as well as they proceed into the elvator.

As the decend, the cable snaps, the breaks go out and they are plunging straight down from the 90th floor to a certain death. She turns to him and say "Make me feel like a women one last time!" He turns to her, begins to unbutton his shirt one by one, looks at her and says "Here iron this!"
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 10-08-2004, 05:36 PM
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i've heard it as an airplane...gives him more than 3 secs to unbutton the shirt.
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