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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-03-2004, 03:26 AM Thread Starter
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Sorry Ladies, but these are freaking hilarious!

Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your check.

Q. How is a woman like a laxative?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.

Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A. It's Braille for "suck here".

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
A. Lipstick.

Q. Why do women have tits?
A. So men will talk to them.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin?
A. You come in one and go in the other.

Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A. Money.

Q. Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
A. They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.

Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence.

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-03-2004, 03:29 AM
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heh heh gotta love jokes like that since i get emails of all the other versions of these.
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-03-2004, 12:02 PM
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another one....

Q: what do you call that worthless piece of skin around a woman's pussy ?






















A: a woman !
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-04-2004, 05:21 PM
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Lmao
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-04-2004, 11:01 PM
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Quote:
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Q: what do you call that worthless piece of skin around a woman's pussy ?


A: a woman !

That one is just wrong. The others were pretty good.
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