new hunting ground
An old gent moved into a retirement community where
good-looking, eligible men were at a premium.
After he had been there for a week, he went to confession
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last week I had my way
with seven different women."
The priest said, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a
glass and drink the juice without pausing."
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"
"No," replied the priest, "but it'll wipe that grin off