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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-28-2004, 09:05 PM Thread Starter
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Fried Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh
my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.

We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we
going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up!

Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you
always forget to salt them. Use the salt.

The wife stared at him. "What the FUCK is wrong with
you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you
what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the damn car.
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-29-2004, 12:19 PM
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lol good one

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I Like Egg Sandwiches.

Sorry! I had to!
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-02-2004, 11:34 PM
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