old man joke
This 92 year old man moved into a retirement home where he immediately
met this 90 year old woman. They hit it off right away. After a few
weeks of spending time together, the man said, "You know, we're past our
sexual years, so I wonder if it would be okay for you to just hold my
penis in your hand." The old lady said, "Well, I guess it wouldn't do
any harm just to hold it." So for the next three weeks, they could be
found on a park bench near a lake, she was always holding the man's
penis in her hand.
One day the old man didn't show up. Beginning to worry, the lady set out
in search of him. A few blocks away, sitting on another park bench was
the old man...with another woman. The first old lady approached the
couple and saw the other woman holding the man's penis in her hand. She
became very upset and said to the man, "I though we had something
special. Now I find you with another woman, and she's holding your penis
in her hand. What does she have that I don't have?"
The old man looked up, smiled, and said "Parkinsons."