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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-25-2004, 01:03 PM Thread Starter
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old man joke

This 92 year old man moved into a retirement home where he immediately
met this 90 year old woman. They hit it off right away. After a few
weeks of spending time together, the man said, "You know, we're past our
sexual years, so I wonder if it would be okay for you to just hold my
penis in your hand." The old lady said, "Well, I guess it wouldn't do
any harm just to hold it." So for the next three weeks, they could be
found on a park bench near a lake, she was always holding the man's
penis in her hand.

One day the old man didn't show up. Beginning to worry, the lady set out
in search of him. A few blocks away, sitting on another park bench was
the old man...with another woman. The first old lady approached the
couple and saw the other woman holding the man's penis in her hand. She
became very upset and said to the man, "I though we had something
special. Now I find you with another woman, and she's holding your penis
in her hand. What does she have that I don't have?"
The old man looked up, smiled, and said "Parkinsons."
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-25-2004, 02:58 PM
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1988 Buick lasabre-sold
1987 Nissan 300zx-sold intake/exhaust
2001 Yamaha r6-sold slip on
2004 Yamaha r1-sold full exhaust
1991 Nissan 240sx-torn down,almost built up.
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-25-2004, 03:00 PM
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what was the line
the one who laughs last is the slowest...
re read the joke and think about what happens when a person has parkinson's disease.
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-25-2004, 03:04 PM
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lol i had to look it up , didnt know it caused shaking of the muscles

thats pretty funny

1987 Nissan pick up-wrecked
1984 Ponitiac grand am-sold
1988 Buick lasabre-sold
1987 Nissan 300zx-sold intake/exhaust
2001 Yamaha r6-sold slip on
2004 Yamaha r1-sold full exhaust
1991 Nissan 240sx-torn down,almost built up.
1994 toyota celica-blown up. exhaust
2005 Honda accord-daily.
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-26-2004, 03:33 AM
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Quote:
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lol i had to look it up , didnt know it caused shaking of the muscles

thats pretty funny

Quote:
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why do you " " i, "i" dont understand
At least "I" got that joke as well

Oh, and check your sig Mr. English teacher
"Craizie alwats beats Karate"

And who the fuck doesn't know what Parkinsons is



You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, even months over analyzing a situation.. trying to put the pieces back together, justifying what could've, should've and would've happened or you can leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on!!
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At least "I" got that joke as well

Oh, and check your sig Mr. English teacher
"Craizie alwats beats Karate"

And who the fuck doesn't know what Parkinsons is

Damn! Cranky?
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