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little green man....

once upon a time there was a widow whose husband had just recently passed. swearing honor to him, she took a vow to never be with another man so long as she shall live. days, weeks, months and years passed, and her sexual urge was getting the best of her. self stimulation was no longer keeping her happy. so she asked around and found out about a little old medicine man on the outskirts of town known to fix ailments such as hers. so she drove out to his run down little shop to see if he could help. "i have just the thing for you," the medicine man said, "it's the little green man. he is a foot tall with a 10" penis. all you have to do is say 'little green man' and then name an object and he will go to work, srewing it vigorously." she was kind of skeptical, and really balked at the $5,000 price tag. "go ahead and test it out, " the medicine man told her. so she did. "little green man....dog." there happened to be a small dog passing the storefront so the little green man ran it down, spread its legs and starting fucking the holy shit out of it. "wow, that's impressive but i still don't know,"the lady said. "let me try something else. little green man...cat." the medicine man had a cat that hung around in his shop, and you guessed it, the little green man ran over to the cat and railed it unmercilessly. "ok, i guess i'll take it," and the lady and her new form of gratification got in her car and headed out. about halfway home she was really thinking about what awaited her. she got so hot and horny that she could wait no more. "little green man.....ME!" so he moved over under the steering wheel, climbed up on her, moved her panties to the side, and went to work. he was giving her a royal fucking. she was loving every minute of it. her car was swaying this way and that, speeds changing dramatically, and soon she realized there were some blue and white flashers in her rearview. she called off the little green man, composed herself, and pulled over. the cop came to her window and asked "ma'am, you were speeding and running all over the highway. what the hell is wrong with you ??" figuring that honesty is the best policy, she said "officer, i cannot lie. it was the little green man." the cop peered into the car, looked around and replied "LITTLE GREEN MAN MY ASS !"
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..and then what?
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post #4 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-24-2004, 11:35 AM
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lol.
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Go on what the rest of the story!
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not enough good feedback to make me read that

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Go on what the rest of the story!

the story is over! its not that hard to understand.. its kinda funny but not hillarious.
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Yeah, I laughed when I heard it the first time...in fucking middle school.


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I'm blonde....and even "I" get the joke....LMAO at you tools!


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post #10 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-25-2004, 10:26 AM
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why do you " " i, "i" dont understand

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omg...

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why do you " " i, "i" dont understand

are you serious ??
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post #12 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-25-2004, 04:47 PM
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i'm with craizie on this.. there is no need for " " around the I.
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post #13 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-25-2004, 05:13 PM
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omg, even I got that she was trying to emphasize "I" with quotes rather than italics.


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