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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-23-2004, 12:50 PM Thread Starter
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I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe
rekindle a little of that magic. Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could
keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you
last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband
that's a few inches wider these days!

"She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she
thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a few
pounds myself!"

So I hung up on the fat chick.
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-23-2004, 01:14 PM
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Typical Man

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe
rekindle a little of that magic. Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could
keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you
last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband
that's a few inches wider these days!

"She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she
thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a few
pounds myself!"

So I hung up on the fat chick.
LMAO

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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-28-2004, 12:23 PM
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-02-2004, 11:58 PM
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LMFAO!!!



i knew there was something going on when she said tubby bald men were cute!!!

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