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*Sorry if this was a repost, but I thought it was cute.


A woman goes into a Bridal Salon searching for a dress for her fourth wedding.

The sales person asks her what type of dress she has in mind.

The woman replies that she would like a long white gown with a long veil.

The sales person is surprised by this request since it is her fourth wedding. She mentions that type of gown is usually only worn by a bride at her first wedding as a symbol of her innocence and purity.

The woman becomes indignant at the comment and says that she is just as innocent and pure as any first time bride. She tells the sales person that on the evening of her first wedding as they were preparing to go to bed her husband had a heart attack and died. As to her second husband, they got in a heated argument in the limo on the way to the reception and she has never spoken to him again. The marriage was annulled.

Ah, but what about the third one, the sales person asked.

The woman replied that her third husband was a Democrat and for four years he sat each night on the edge of the bed telling her how good it was going to be.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-23-2004, 07:32 PM
 
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