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post #1 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-18-2004, 12:28 AM Thread Starter
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I feel bad for this....

May be a repost but its still a great one....

Whats black and blue and doesn't like sex....?






















.....The 6 year old in my trunk.
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post #2 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-18-2004, 12:31 AM
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wrong...










but funny

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post #3 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-18-2004, 12:44 AM
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Here is an extension to your joke. If you found the first one offensive do not scroll down. lol

Whats the worst part about eating bald pussy?























Getting the diaper off.

Sorry I heard that one and thought it would belong after the first one.
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post #4 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-18-2004, 12:46 AM
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post #5 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-18-2004, 12:50 AM
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Well... I'm drunk... so i might as well keep up with the theme here... (please dont continue if you are a sensitive person)



what's the difference bewtween a dead baby and a bathtub?













you cant fuck a bathtub
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post #6 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-18-2004, 01:37 AM
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lol oh god......sooo wrong

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post #8 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-18-2004, 07:05 PM
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you guys are some sick bastards!!!!




and funny as hell!

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post #9 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-19-2004, 09:46 AM
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How do you make a dead baby float???





2 scoops of vanilla.. 1 scoop dead baby!
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post #10 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-19-2004, 09:50 AM
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whats pink and bubbly and smells fucking horrible?





















a baby in a microwave

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post #11 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-19-2004, 06:46 PM
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What's better than sex with a dead baby?
















Nothing.
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post #12 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-20-2004, 03:33 AM
 
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how do you make a 4 year old girl cry twice?



wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear



what's the best way to kill a baby?


a hammer.




what's blue and wiggles inside the cabinet?

a baby in a ziploc bag.

what's red and wiggles inside the cabinet?

same baby only with a handful of razor bloods thrown in the mix

what's green and doesn't wiggle in the cabinet?

same baby 3 weeks later.




why did the baby cross the road?

he was stapled to the back of a chicken.
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post #13 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-20-2004, 03:34 AM
 
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what's a dead baby's best friend?

a dead puppy.
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I just have to add to this sickness...

Q: How can a father tell if his daughter is on the rag?
A: He can taste the blood on his son's dick.

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post #15 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-20-2004, 09:27 AM
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man yall are some sick bastards.. thats just crazy...
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post #16 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-21-2004, 11:06 AM
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post #17 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-21-2004, 03:24 PM
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whats worse then 7 dead babies in a a tash can?





one dead baby in 7 trash cans.

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post #18 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-22-2004, 12:27 PM
 
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almost like mine but mine is

whats worse than ten dead babies in a tree?




one dead babie in ten trees



how many dead babies does it take to paint a house??




it depends on how hard you throw them




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post #19 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-22-2004, 11:03 PM
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what's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can?

the one at the bottom is alive.


what's worse than that?

he ate his way to the top


what's worse than that?

he went back for seconds.
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post #20 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-23-2004, 09:44 AM
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post #21 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-23-2004, 07:31 PM
 
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As long as everyone is doing it . . . . .
Whats the best thing about 3 year old boys?










If you flip them over they are three year old girls
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post #22 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-24-2004, 04:23 PM
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Yall are fucking sick & I don't think that shit is funny at all!
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post #23 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-27-2004, 12:38 AM
 
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then why did you read them?



what's easier to load: a truck load of dead babies, or a truck load of bowling balls?


the babies; you can use a pitchfork on 'em.


what's the worst part about having sex with a seven year old girl?

having to kill her afterwards...


How many dead babies can fit under the seat of an 01 Lightning?

Dunno, never had more than 1...
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If there is grass on the field, PLAY BALL...
















If not, then turn them over and play in the mud
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post #25 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-27-2004, 06:13 AM
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If there is grass on the field, PLAY BALL...
















If not, then turn them over and play in the mud

Bwahahahahaaaa! Never heard that follow up before!

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post #26 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-27-2004, 07:10 AM
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That's sick
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post #27 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-27-2004, 07:17 AM
 
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Sick but freakin funny
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post #28 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-28-2004, 03:16 PM
 
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Red face

<------------ fixing to have a son. Sad to know there are people that think that stuff is funny.
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post #29 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-28-2004, 05:10 PM
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<------------ fixing to have a son. Sad to know there are people that think that stuff is funny.
right that is some sick shit
not really all that funny just shows us who on dfw is a registered sex offender

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post #30 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-30-2004, 09:02 AM
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<------------ fixing to have a son. Sad to know there are people that think that stuff is funny.
I'm sorry you feel that way. Since this is a Mustang website, I've got one that has to do with Mustangs:

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a Mustang?

6








17 Chopped up...........................Oh I forgot we were telling jokes.
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post #31 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-30-2004, 12:01 PM
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What do you do after you rape a mute girl?









Break her fingers so she cant tell anyone!
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What do you do after you rape a mute girl?









Break her fingers so she cant tell anyone!

HaHaHa, I hadn't heard that one
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whats the only good part about fucking a 6 year old?

Hearing her hips pop.

Whats red bubbly and pounds on glass?

Baby in a microwave.

Whats red bubbly and pounds on glass every 10 seconds?

Baby in a revolving microwave.

Whats red and goes 90 mph?

Baby in a blender.

Whats the difference between a bag of dead babies and a 2006 Cobra?

I dont have a 2006 Cobra in my garage.

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post #34 of 42 (permalink) Old 10-06-2004, 05:30 PM
 
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<------------ fixing to have a son. Sad to know there are people that think that stuff is funny.
me too!!! Isn't it exciting? My wife is 16 weeks.

Now back to the jokes.
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some where funny jokes but damn they are baby's just imagine if that shit happend to your kid
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they are just jokes but fuck they are funny

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There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote
forest. After a while the boy gets very cold and frightened so he says,
"Mister i'm scared and cold, please let me go",the child molester cries out,
"You think your scared I have to walk home alone!"

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The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about
something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time
came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on
them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing
that he sometimes could be a bit crude.
But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the
class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the
blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what
Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him
just what that was.
"It's a period" reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that" she said. "But
what is so exciting about a period?"
"Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she
missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next
door shot himself."

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Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
A. You molest them!.

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Q: Daddy, daddy, what's a pervert?
A: Shut up, son, and keep sucking!

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This guy is sitting in his living room surfing the channels on the television. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his girlfriend storms through. She screams, "You fucking asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom.

Stunned, the man flips off the television and walks toward the bedroom, wondering, "Now what have I done?" Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up.
She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a paedophile!" The man responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for a 12 year old."

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A little boy was walking down the street and he found a condom, which he thought was a "twinkie" He picked it up. A second or two later a teenage boy ran up to him and said,"I'll give ya a buck for that thang in your hand!"
The little boy quickly obliged. When he got home he asked his mom to take him to the store because he had money. His mom asked him where he got the money.
He said: "I found a twinkie and sold it to a boy, but I got the best of the deal. I had already sucked the cream filling out of it!"

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