read this, thought it was kinda funny.
> > > A man walked into the produce section of his local
> > > supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce.
> > > The boy working in that department told him that
> > > they only sold whole heads of lettuce.
> > > The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager
> > > about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy
> > > said to his manager, "Some asshole wants
> > > to buy a half a head of lettuce."
> > > As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the
> > > man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this
> > > gentleman kindly offered to buy the other
> > > half." The manager approved the deal and the man
> > > went on his way. Later the manager found the boy and
> > > said "I was impressed with the way you got yourself
> > > out of that situation earlier. We like people who
> > > think on their feet here.
> > > "Where are you from, son?"
> > > "Canada, sir," the boy replied.
> > > "Well, why did you leave Canada," the manager asked.
> > > The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and
> > > hockey players up there."
> > > "Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada!"
> > > The boy replied, "No shit??? Who did she play for?"