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A husband and wife are down on their luck, and getting very short on money to make ends meet, so they decide she'd try to be a prostitute on the weekends to help out financially. He parked around the corner on a side street in case she needed him for anything.

The first customer pulls up and asks her how much for going all the way. Being new to this, she isn't sure how much to charge, so she tells the guy to hang on, runs around the corner, and asks her husband how much to charge. "Tell him $100 and see what he does".

She runs back and tells the guy $100, and he says that's too much, so how much would she charge just for a hand job. She tells the guy to hang on, runs around the corner, and asks her husband how much for a hand job. "Tell him $25 and see what he does".

She runs back around the corner, tells the guy $25, and they agree. So she gets in the car, and he loosens his pants, and out pops this enormous unit. She tells the guy to hang on, runs around the corner to her husband, and says, "Can I borrow $75"?

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NO YOU MAY NOT BORROW 75 BUCKs WOMAN!!!
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