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Hilarious comments made by NBC at the Olympics...

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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LMAO, the last one was the best!
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What those people said at the olympics was funny

Are those people stupid or what? I mean come on. They should've acted before they spoke.
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they all sound like things yogi berra would say

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Are those people stupid or what? I mean come on. They should've acted before they spoke.
It's a different world when behind a mic and trying to joust dead air with a mouthfull of poppycock.
What did I just say?

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Are those people stupid or what? I mean come on. They should've acted before they spoke.
you want them to do pantomime or something? how do you "act" without speaking on radio?

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oh my gosh that was hilarious!!!!
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when i was watching the lifting i didnt know the shit was called "Snatch" and "Choke and Pull" what kinda terms are these the anouncers said it like it was a sexual sport though i thaught it was a joke either way its funny as hell.
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you want them to do pantomime or something? how do you "act" without speaking on radio?

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Damnit, beat me to it. lol
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LMFAO!!! those are great!!
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I remember while watching some softball "she's just the kind of girl you want, she loves take the ball deep into the gap!" among others I can't remember, I just remember laughing for about 30 minutes straight during break at work.
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Heard some of those on Bo & Jim yesterday morning. Funny as hell.


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