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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-26-2004, 04:57 PM Thread Starter
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A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them

are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is,

but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their

hands except one boy. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to

be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan." The

teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?" Johnny says, "I'm

a George Bush fan." The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.

The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a

George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!" The teacher is kind

of angry, because this is Vermont, so she asks, "What if your mom

was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-27-2004, 07:33 AM
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OMFG, that was funny as hell
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OMFG, that was funny as hell

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hehe, political jokes are so bias
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