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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-13-2001, 03:04 PM Thread Starter
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Chinese Proverbs

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball all wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but panties are next to the
best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it **********
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there fast.
Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-16-2001, 10:40 PM
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Re: Re: Chinese Proverbs

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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-09-2002, 01:02 PM
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