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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-22-2004, 07:00 AM Thread Starter
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Last day

It was the mailman's last day, after 38 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.

At the second house, and old age pensioner presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When they had finished, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring the coffee, the mailman noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All of this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for"?

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar'. The breakfast was my idea!"
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-22-2004, 11:48 AM
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HAHA, nice. To bad real mailmen carry oozies and go postal.
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sounds like a good deal to me!
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-25-2004, 10:43 PM
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i have heard this joke before, about a year ago. still great though.
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-26-2004, 01:08 PM
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LOL, thats great!
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