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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-21-2004, 04:32 PM Thread Starter
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Mike went to play cards!

One Evening Mike Went Over His Friend Terry's House To Play Cards With
Some Friends. Mike Sat Directly Across From Terry's Wife.

Mike Dropped A Card On The Floor And Bent Down To Pick It Up. When He
Looked Across The Table He Saw That Terry's Wife Had Her Legs Open And
No Panties On.

He Sat Up And Was Flushed. He Went Into The Kitchen To Get A Drink Of
Water. To His Surprise Terry's Wife Had Followed Him Into The Kitchen
And Said, "did You Like What You Saw"?

Mike Said Yes I Did.

She Said, "well You Can Get More Than That But It Will Cost You $500".

So Mike Thought About His Financial Situation And Said O.k.. She Said
Meet Me Here Tomorrow At 2:30 Because Terry Will Be At Work Then.

Mike Said, "i'll See You Then".

The Next Day, Mike Came Over, They Had Sex, He Paid Her, Then He Left.

Later Terry Came Home And Said,"has Mike Been Over Here Today"?

She Said, Thinking She Had Been Caught, "as A Matter Of Fact, Yes.

Terry Asked,"did He Leave $500 ?"

She Said As A Matter Of Fact, He Did.

Terry Said, "good Because That Fool Came By My Job This Morning And
Asked To Borrow $500 Till This Evening, And Said He Would Leave It With
You.
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-21-2004, 10:34 PM
 
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Lmfao!
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That one's f'in great! LMFAO!
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post #4 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-22-2004, 08:27 PM
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LMFAO....Thats a great one
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post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-23-2004, 02:39 PM
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lmfao!!!!!!!!!!! and i really am cause my name is mike, lol!!!
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post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-23-2004, 11:06 PM
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Lmfao!
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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-24-2004, 10:33 AM
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ROTFL, thats pretty funny

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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-24-2004, 12:41 PM
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Gives me an idea! : )

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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-25-2004, 12:10 AM
 
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Old but good!

Needed to hear that one again.
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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-25-2004, 12:26 AM
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LMAO... hmmmmmmmmm interesting... lol
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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-25-2004, 10:04 AM
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LMAO! That's awesome.
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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-25-2004, 12:39 PM
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lmao!
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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-25-2004, 06:47 PM
 
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holy crap that was great!
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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-25-2004, 10:42 PM
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thats awesome, i read that yesterday, wrote the same thing, and now my post is gone....
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