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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-18-2004, 08:31 AM Thread Starter
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Ouch, Kerry Slam

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-18-2004, 08:45 AM
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OH JEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!!!
That so damn funny!
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post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-20-2004, 03:41 PM
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OH JEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!!!
That so damn funny!
Below the belt, but funny as hell
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post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-20-2004, 03:59 PM
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Bwaahhahahaha!
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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-20-2004, 04:31 PM
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Thats great!!!
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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-20-2004, 06:06 PM
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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-20-2004, 07:22 PM
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LMGDAO!!! thats awsome

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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-21-2004, 12:32 AM
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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-21-2004, 05:39 AM
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Heard that one the other day....still funny..
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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-21-2004, 07:52 AM
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