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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-16-2004, 11:24 AM Thread Starter
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The Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot
tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I
want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and
this Christian family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me
and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be
forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess
your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quavered as she spoke. "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klan. I
simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the
sheets" !
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