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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 08-12-2004, 04:40 AM Thread Starter
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Thumbs up A city boy.....

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country, and bought a donkey from an old
farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad
news, the donkey died.

Kenny replied: Well then, just give me my money back.

The farmer said: Can't do that. I went and spent it already.

Kenny said: OK then, just unload the donkey.

The farmer asked: What ya gonna do with him?

Kenny says: I'm going to raffle him off.

Farmer: You can't raffle off a dead donkey!

Kenny: Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead.
A month later the farmer met with Kenny and asked, Farmer: What happened
with that dead donkey?

Kenny: I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and
made a profit of $898.00.

Farmer: Didn't anyone complain?

Kenny: Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
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