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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 07-30-2004, 07:35 PM Thread Starter
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At an insane asylum, a nurse was making her rounds, and passes Charlie, who is driving his imaginary car down the hall, making the requisite car noises to himself.

"Where you headed, Charlie?" asked the nurse.

"I'm going out of town for the weekend" said Charlie.

"Well, have a good trip, OK?" said the nurse.

"Thanks, see you Monday!" said Charlie.

As the nurse made her way down the hall, something catches her eye, so she goes to investigate. There, in Charlie's room, is another patient masturbating furiously. Shocked, she said "My God, Joe, what are you doing?"

"Shhhhhh!" Joe said, "I'm fucking Charlie's wife while he's out of town!"

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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 07-30-2004, 07:37 PM
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that's actually a pretty decent joke...i like it
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