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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-28-2004, 08:26 PM Thread Starter
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Subject: Creation of Woman





First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'"
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth.
Ruined the whole damn thing.
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-29-2004, 12:25 AM
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after god created adam, he told him he could make the most beautiful creature, would cook for him, feed him...clean up after him..do any thing adam wanted, but it would cost him one arm and one leg. so adam thought for a second and said what can i get for a rib.

and then eve was made...

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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-29-2004, 09:09 AM
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ha ha.

Men would be lost without a woman around! Well, you wouldn't even be around if it wasn't for us!
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ha ha.

Men would be lost without a woman around! Well, you wouldn't even be around if it wasn't for us!
AND NEITHER WOULD THE DEBIL, OOPS , I MEAN WOMEN, IF MEN DID NOT EXSIST.

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THE DEBIL, OOPS , I MEAN WOMEN,
Like the old saying goes "Anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die has to be evil"
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-30-2004, 12:28 AM
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What did God say after Eve went swimming for the first time?


I'll never get the damn smell out of those fish now!
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Gimme a break

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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-04-2004, 03:37 AM
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If it wasn't for pussy ya'll would be pulling a plow.
If it wasn't for dick, there wouldn't be any pussy to plow.

“…what a disgrace it would be for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.” - Socrates
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