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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-19-2004, 12:43 PM Thread Starter
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Bush's New Plan

So GWB and Colin Powell were sitting in a bar, having a beer, laughing it up. A guy walks in and recognizes them, and decides to walk over and buy them a round.

"What are you guys up to tonight?", he asks.

"We're devising a new plan of attack in Iraq." responds Bush.

"Yeah, we're going to drop a nuke in the middle of the country to kill 25 million Iraqis and a blonde with HUGE tits!" adds Powell.

The guy, confused, asks, "Why are you going to kill a blonde with huge tits?"





Bush yells, "SEE! I told you no one gives a shit about 25 million Iraqis!"
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-19-2004, 01:51 PM
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Heard it before...still a good laugh.. came out when we were talking about invading Iraq
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i would have posted a reply sooner but couldnt...still laughing
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best one i heard today...
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-20-2004, 12:15 PM
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best one i heard today...


W3RD!..... lol
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