Bush's New Plan
So GWB and Colin Powell were sitting in a bar, having a beer, laughing it up. A guy walks in and recognizes them, and decides to walk over and buy them a round.
"What are you guys up to tonight?", he asks.
"We're devising a new plan of attack in Iraq." responds Bush.
"Yeah, we're going to drop a nuke in the middle of the country to kill 25 million Iraqis and a blonde with HUGE tits!" adds Powell.
The guy, confused, asks, "Why are you going to kill a blonde with huge tits?"
Bush yells, "SEE! I told you no one gives a shit about 25 million Iraqis!"