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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-16-2004, 03:43 PM Thread Starter
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Cucumber, Pickle, And The Dick

all 3 were sitting talking about who had the worst life. the pickle stands up and says, "my life is the hardest i have to sit in a bowl of vinegar, get cut up in pieces and then eaten". the cuccumber stands up and says, "i have to grow up in the hot sun all day, then get picked by a farmer, and then eaten". the dick stands up and says, "ive got both of yall beat, they take me out of my warm home, choked, and they put a bag over my head and put me in a dark wet, cave and make me do push-ups till i throw up!
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-19-2004, 04:22 PM
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please tell me you can do better than this---

that was going around back in middle school.
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-21-2004, 10:33 AM
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Yeah I heard that one in 6th grade.


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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-24-2004, 10:31 PM
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