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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-13-2004, 11:37 PM Thread Starter
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A cheezy Saddam joke

One day, Saddam Hussein's heart stops and he dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the Devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do - I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Saddam thought that sounded good and he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed - over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," Saddam said, "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long"
The Devil led! Him to the next room and in it was Charles Manson with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Saddam.
The Devil opened a third door. In it, Saddam saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose - bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Saddam looked at this in disbelief and finally said, "THIS I can do."
The Devil asked, "You're sure?"
"Yes, absolutely!" Saddam replies.
The Devil smiled and said, "Alrighty then, Monica, you're free to go."
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-14-2004, 03:18 AM
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lol
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-14-2004, 09:38 PM
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Lmao :d

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-16-2004, 01:55 PM
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That was a good one.
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